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johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

hannahthefrog:

cargomcfiggilins:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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Welcome to Pennsyltuckey

oh my GOSH, I mean I’m from a real redneck state but GUYS.

Yeah as a resident Pennsylvanian…idk, man, I got nothing. The middle of the state is just weird as fuck. Also, it’s spelled Pennsyltucky. No e. It’s a portmanteau of Pennsylvania and Kentucky. 

Oh and you’re forgetting Frackville, PA

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katyscary:

If you reblog someone’s selfie and feel the need to criticize their appearance/say something rude in general, the person you reblogged from will see it, you probably will not get a friendly response and you are not being bullied because of it. You were being a butthead and are being treated like one. 

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

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I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing.
Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)

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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

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ashleysphotoworld:

tokomon:

when you plant the seed of #drama and #walk away

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*frankie on big brother 


A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

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mynameissnuffaluffagus:

"How many?"

"Lots."

THIS MOVIE

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